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Crabby & Caring: The Cancer Chronicles

Cancer runs from about June 20th until July 20th.
Its anima is the Crab.
The crab symbolism is believed to have originated in Greek mythology when one giant crab, having been called upon by Hera (the queen of the Olympian gods), threw his claws in the mix to help the Hydra when it was faced with battling Heracles. The crab’s reward for his sacrifice was a place in the heavens. 

Ah, Cancer, the celestial crustacean. Its shell as impenetrable as its emotional fortress. Picture a crab scuttling sideways, retreating into its shell at the slightest hint of danger. Like the crab, Cancerians are masters of the sidestep, preferring to evade confrontation like a seasoned diplomat. But don’t be fooled by their seemingly shy demeanor; behind those pincers lies a heart as vast and deep as the ocean. And like the ocean, it’s filled with beautiful wonders, and just a hint of imminent danger. 

Like its ruling heavenly body, the moon, Cancerians experience phases. One moment they’re riding high on the crest of happiness, the next they’re swept away by a tsunami of feels. Their moods ebb and flow like the tides, influenced by the cosmic dance of the planets. And much like the crab lives between the worlds of the sea and the earth, Cancers have strongholds in both the intuitive and physical realms. Therefore, if you find yourself caught in the undertow of a Cancerian’s emotional rollercoaster, ride with them. Offer a steady hand and a listening ear; a snack is always a good idea.  Before long, the storm will pass, and you’ll bask in the calm waters of their affection once more.

With the moon as their celestial compass, Cancers possess an innate sense of intuition that borders on the supernatural. They can read between the lines of your words, sensing the unspoken truths that lie beneath the surface. Don’t bother trying to hide your feelings from a Cancerian; they’ll see right through your façade with the clarity of a crystal ball. Instead, embrace their empathetic nature and let them guide you through the labyrinth of your emotions. And don’t lie to a Cancer, their bull shit detector is unmatched. 

Cancerians are creatures of comfort, seeking solace in the sanctuary of home. Their nest is their castle, adorned with sentimental trinkets and cozy corners where they can retreat from the chaos of the outside world. Need a hug or a comforting meal? Look no further than the nearest Cancerian abode. They’ll welcome you with open arms and cook you a feast fit for a king, nourishing both body and soul. Their ability to assume the absolute worst and still hope for the best is a skill crafted over time; building up their shells like a lavish, upper class, cold war bunker. When you’re in need, whatever the need, they can help. And with family a main focus in their lives, if you’re lucky enough to be welcomed into a Cancerian’s inner circle, consider yourself part of the family. They’ll treat you like kin, showering you with affection and support whenever you need it most.

So that is the conundrum that is Cancer. They are the parents of the zodiac, from their tough shells and defensive, murderous claws, to their safe, cuddly, squishy insides. These crabs never cease to amaze with their depth and complexity. The next time you encounter a Cancerian in the wild, approach with caution, an open heart, and I can’t stress this enough, bring an offering of snacks. You may just find yourself swept away by the tide of their love and laughter, leaving you longing for another VIP pass into the shell.

Next Month: Leo

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