Half Asstrology Taurus

It’s a new month, and this month the astrological wheel turns into Taurus season.

Taurus runs from about April 20th until May 20th.
Its anima is the bull.
The bull represents strength, stability, and determination.

Taureans are known for their reliability and steadfastness. Once they set their sights on a goal, they use that bull-headedness to pursue it with unwavering patience and persistence. They are reliable and dependable.

But don’t be fooled by the big, giant, normally calm bull… You piss it off, you’re going to get those horns, with extreme prejudice. While Taurus’s determination can be an asset, it can also manifest as stubbornness. Once they’ve made up their minds, it can be challenging to sway them from their course of action. This can sometimes lead to conflicts, especially when they clash with others who have opposing views.

Being an earth sign, Taureans have a deep connection to nature and the natural world. They often find solace and peace in outdoor settings and may have a green thumb, enjoying activities such as gardening or hiking.

With that strong earth connection, Taureans tend to approach life in a sensible and pragmatic manner. Stability is highly valued by Taurus individuals. They prefer a secure and predictable environment where they can feel grounded and comfortable. This stability-seeking nature can sometimes make them resistant to change or overly cautious.

That need for security often creates a strong attachment to material possessions and financial security. They work hard to attain the comforts and luxuries they desire and may have a tendency to accumulate wealth and possessions as a measure of success.

The desire for material comfort also gives way to a deep appreciation for more sensual pleasures. They definitely fit the dichotomy of work hard / play hard. They are often drawn to indulging in fine food or luxurious and beautiful surroundings. This sensuality also extends to their love lives, as they seek security and intimacy in relationships. It’s not enough to have a good home, they want a nice home.

Overall, not a bad person to have in your apocalypse squad, they’ll work hard to make things comfortable and are reliable…. Just stay on that good side and approach disagreement calmly. There won’t be much sympathy if they decide you’re blocking their trajectory and will happily feed you to the zombies.

Next month: Gemini